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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “’3 OUT OF 4 SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES ARE FREE.”Bottom Text: “BUT I’D RATHER STAND IMPATIENTLY NEXT TO THE ONLY ONE IN USE.”]
People are their own worst enemies at self-checkout machines, I swear to god.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “’3 OUT OF 4 SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINES ARE FREE.”

Bottom Text: “BUT I’D RATHER STAND IMPATIENTLY NEXT TO THE ONLY ONE IN USE.”]

People are their own worst enemies at self-checkout machines, I swear to god.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “THERE IS A PUBLIC BATHROOM LITERALLY A 10 SECOND WALK AWAY.” Bottom Text: “PEOPLE ACT LIKE IT’S 10 MILES AWAY.”]
I work in a mall within a mall. There IS bathroom inside our tiny mall, but it’s for mall employees only and it’s super tiny and doesn’t have any a/c in it. Which, ergh. (They actually had to change the door to a key instead of a code, because of one stores kept constantly telling shoobies the code.) So, every time someone asks “Do you have a bathroom in here somewhere?”, I chirp back “Nope! Go out the front, two lefts and it’s behind our building!”. Then these people get all irritated (or annoyed or mad or etc) and act like I just told them that it’s 10 miles away. I mean, I’ve used the public bathroom (aka “Comfort Station”) myself, and it’s a nice bathroom? They always have a/c on in the summer, it’s cleaned everyday, and it’s not creepy or anything? I dunno man. I actually had a lady go “Oh this is ridiculous!!” and stomp off after I told her were the bathroom is. Lol, she probably asked everyone else and got the same response or something.

The Bathroom in our store is awful, and customers like to flush stolen or other kinds of stuff down the toilets so we are constantly closing them. So we tell people to use the Mall Bathroom in the foodcourt, that is super close and far better taken care of than ours. 
But people act like its a herculean effort to get there. One woman got so angry our bathrooms were closed one time, that she left the store with her kid instead of going to the mall, only for the dad to come back with the kid and have us tell him the same thing. He actually listened to us and took the kid to the mall.
Just…people…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THERE IS A PUBLIC BATHROOM LITERALLY A 10 SECOND WALK AWAY.”

Bottom Text: “PEOPLE ACT LIKE IT’S 10 MILES AWAY.”]

I work in a mall within a mall. There IS bathroom inside our tiny mall, but it’s for mall employees only and it’s super tiny and doesn’t have any a/c in it. Which, ergh. (They actually had to change the door to a key instead of a code, because of one stores kept constantly telling shoobies the code.) So, every time someone asks “Do you have a bathroom in here somewhere?”, I chirp back “Nope! Go out the front, two lefts and it’s behind our building!”. Then these people get all irritated (or annoyed or mad or etc) and act like I just told them that it’s 10 miles away. I mean, I’ve used the public bathroom (aka “Comfort Station”) myself, and it’s a nice bathroom? They always have a/c on in the summer, it’s cleaned everyday, and it’s not creepy or anything? I dunno man. I actually had a lady go “Oh this is ridiculous!!” and stomp off after I told her were the bathroom is. Lol, she probably asked everyone else and got the same response or something.

The Bathroom in our store is awful, and customers like to flush stolen or other kinds of stuff down the toilets so we are constantly closing them. So we tell people to use the Mall Bathroom in the foodcourt, that is super close and far better taken care of than ours.

But people act like its a herculean effort to get there. One woman got so angry our bathrooms were closed one time, that she left the store with her kid instead of going to the mall, only for the dad to come back with the kid and have us tell him the same thing. He actually listened to us and took the kid to the mall.

Just…people…

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CAN YOU PUT THAT IN A BAG.”Bottom Text: “CAN YOU RELAX.”]
So at the ice cream store I work at, customers have the option of putting a lid on their cup and taking it home. Standard procedure dictates that any to-go orders get put in a bag with a spoon. Everyone has their own way of doing it, some bag and then ring up. I prefer to ring up and then bag.
Usually, as soon as I punch in the order they’ll be like “can you put that in a bag?”
No, I’m just gonna let you carry out your 8+ sundae cups with your hands. Give me 30 seconds, I’m getting to it. And yes, I am gonna put spoons in there so don’t snatch the bag off the counter as soon as I put all the sundae cups in.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CAN YOU PUT THAT IN A BAG.”

Bottom Text: “CAN YOU RELAX.”]

So at the ice cream store I work at, customers have the option of putting a lid on their cup and taking it home. Standard procedure dictates that any to-go orders get put in a bag with a spoon. Everyone has their own way of doing it, some bag and then ring up. I prefer to ring up and then bag.

Usually, as soon as I punch in the order they’ll be like “can you put that in a bag?”

No, I’m just gonna let you carry out your 8+ sundae cups with your hands. Give me 30 seconds, I’m getting to it. And yes, I am gonna put spoons in there so don’t snatch the bag off the counter as soon as I put all the sundae cups in.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

Grocery cashier here. I don’t understand why people won’t use the sticks we provide to separate their order from other customers. I don’t know where the order ends. And all registers have so many separators available so there’s no reason not to use them. I’ve asked customers where they’re order ends, they get all huffy about it. 
Some customers refuse to use them and will put their hands on the belt and yell loudly “DON’T MIX UP MY ORDER!! THIS IS MINE!!” Save your breath, use the separator stick.
Some customers get their products mixed in with other orders, and it’s now my fault that I couldn’t figure out that that box of cereal was theirs but not the milk or bananas it was sitting in a group with,
Just last week a guy came through my line in the middle of a large order. Apparently, he stuck his one item right up against all the other groceries, so it got mixed up on the belt. The lady paid for everything on the belt. He watches her leave and then looks at me and goes “Where’s my fruit? I put it with her stuff. But it was mine.” So we had to chase the woman down in the parking lot, and do a return because this guy couldn’t figure out how to separate his order from hers.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Grocery cashier here. I don’t understand why people won’t use the sticks we provide to separate their order from other customers. I don’t know where the order ends. And all registers have so many separators available so there’s no reason not to use them. I’ve asked customers where they’re order ends, they get all huffy about it.

Some customers refuse to use them and will put their hands on the belt and yell loudly “DON’T MIX UP MY ORDER!! THIS IS MINE!!” Save your breath, use the separator stick.

Some customers get their products mixed in with other orders, and it’s now my fault that I couldn’t figure out that that box of cereal was theirs but not the milk or bananas it was sitting in a group with,

Just last week a guy came through my line in the middle of a large order. Apparently, he stuck his one item right up against all the other groceries, so it got mixed up on the belt. The lady paid for everything on the belt. He watches her leave and then looks at me and goes “Where’s my fruit? I put it with her stuff. But it was mine.” So we had to chase the woman down in the parking lot, and do a return because this guy couldn’t figure out how to separate his order from hers.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work on checkouts at a department store that rhymes with “Margret” and all the time I have customers complaining about how our signs are so misleading because they bring the item to me and it doesn’t scan at a discounted price.
"The sign says 75% off! Why isn’t this 75% off?"
Well sir the sign says up to 75% off ladies wear… and that is a frypan
"WOW this is such a scam" 

I want a pin that says that so I can put it on my apron.Someone should make Retail Robin pins period.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work on checkouts at a department store that rhymes with “Margret” and all the time I have customers complaining about how our signs are so misleading because they bring the item to me and it doesn’t scan at a discounted price.

"The sign says 75% off! Why isn’t this 75% off?"

Well sir the sign says up to 75% off ladies wear… and that is a frypan

"WOW this is such a scam" 

I want a pin that says that so I can put it on my apron.

Someone should make Retail Robin pins period.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “COMPANY PLAYLIST”Bottom Text: “SAME FOR A YEAR”]
As like all retail places, our store has a horrible playlist of current popular songs.  Aside from Christmas, and maybe two songs, it’s been the exact same playlist for nearly a year.
I want to find the people that decided this, tie them down, and make sure they listen to the music every day they work.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “COMPANY PLAYLIST”

Bottom Text: “SAME FOR A YEAR”]

As like all retail places, our store has a horrible playlist of current popular songs.  Aside from Christmas, and maybe two songs, it’s been the exact same playlist for nearly a year.

I want to find the people that decided this, tie them down, and make sure they listen to the music every day they work.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “LOSE ONE BAD CO-WORKER” Bottom Text: “TWO MORE WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE”]
Hail Hydra.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “LOSE ONE BAD CO-WORKER”

Bottom Text: “TWO MORE WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE”]

Hail Hydra.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “”I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.”” Bottom Text: “”SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT YOU WON’T.””]

A quick robin phrase guide:
"I am not allowed to do this." = "Corporate/store/etc. policy says I can’t do this. If I do this, I will get written up and possibly fired."
"I am not allowed to do this." =/= "I am just choosing not to do this because I want to screw over customers."
In a retail setting, won’t = can’t = “HOLY FUCK I AM FOLLOWING CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. POLICY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING GET FIRED. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, CALL CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR POLICIES THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS.”
It’s really not that hard, customers.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “”I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.””

Bottom Text: “”SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT YOU WON’T.””]

A quick robin phrase guide:

"I am not allowed to do this." = "Corporate/store/etc. policy says I can’t do this. If I do this, I will get written up and possibly fired."

"I am not allowed to do this." =/= "I am just choosing not to do this because I want to screw over customers."

In a retail setting, won’t = can’t = “HOLY FUCK I AM FOLLOWING CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. POLICY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING GET FIRED. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, CALL CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR POLICIES THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS.”

It’s really not that hard, customers.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “REGISTER ONE WITH THE LIGHT ON.”Bottom Text: “GOES TO REGISTER FIVE WITH NO LIGHT ON”]
Last night, I was short staffed due to another store stealing my cashier. So I was the only one open at register one with the light but I was 5 feet away from the register scanning damaged merchandise while standing. A man saw me by the balloon counter and my co-worker who was cleaning the floor by seasonal. He decided to put his stuff down on register five belt, stood waiting to be served, and then staring directly at me as i was looking at him. Another customer comes up, I say ready and pointed to register one the old man finally comes over. Like I don’t fucking understand, how do people remember to breath or walk?!?!

PEOPLE ARE LAZY!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “REGISTER ONE WITH THE LIGHT ON.”

Bottom Text: “GOES TO REGISTER FIVE WITH NO LIGHT ON”]

Last night, I was short staffed due to another store stealing my cashier. So I was the only one open at register one with the light but I was 5 feet away from the register scanning damaged merchandise while standing. A man saw me by the balloon counter and my co-worker who was cleaning the floor by seasonal. He decided to put his stuff down on register five belt, stood waiting to be served, and then staring directly at me as i was looking at him. Another customer comes up, I say ready and pointed to register one the old man finally comes over. Like I don’t fucking understand, how do people remember to breath or walk?!?!

PEOPLE ARE LAZY!

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “YOU’RE ALL REPLACEABLE” Bottom Text: “WE WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY WORKING HERE”]
Ah, management double-speak. Gotta “love” it.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOU’RE ALL REPLACEABLE”

Bottom Text: “WE WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY WORKING HERE”]

Ah, management double-speak. Gotta “love” it.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “here are the policies, follow them or we’ll fire you” Bottom Text: “break policy to please customers, or else we’ll fire you”]
DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING?

Retail: Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “here are the policies, follow them or we’ll fire you”

Bottom Text: “break policy to please customers, or else we’ll fire you”]

DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING?

Retail: Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

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